Celebrating an era before Chelsea won a massive game of Russian Roulette, this is one for the purists. Remember when the most exotic name in your team was a man named Kerry? Then grab this. As ever, this is a robust plastic mug which is ideal for a hot toddy in the Shed End, but will look equally smart on a shelf. Not the one at Tottenham, obvs. You don't like them, do you?
Allow a week for delivery, longer if you're overseas.