Because Cottee sounds a bit like Coffee, you see...
When looking at the clubs who had nice kits in the olden days when your Dad had a tache, West Ham ranked highly.
While their trials and tribulations at that massive new ground they've had forced on them appear to have tainted their season so far, we've decided to provide some light relief in the form of this mug.
Less than 100 of them available. On sale Wednesday 14th at 7pm.
Please allow up to 10 days for delivery, however it being Christmas means we'll do our very best to get your order out in time for it to make an ideal stocking filler for a loved one who really likes drinking brews and watching football.
It's also worth pointing out for the benefit of the hard of thinking, that these are tough plastic mugs, lightweight, dishwasher safe and if you drop them clumsily, there's a fair chance they'll bounce rather than break. No guarantees there, but while they may not have the weight and substance of a traditional mug, they're miles better.